She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Randomize
