i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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