Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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