i think i have herpe
just one?
He kissed a someone with a penis
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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