Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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