And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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