there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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