Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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