Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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