He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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