This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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