I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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