My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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