have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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