Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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