i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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