If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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