I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I think I sprained my soul last night
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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