I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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