i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
