Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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