I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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