at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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