i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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