Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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