Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
