Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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