problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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