I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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