oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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