I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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