I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
