Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Couch. On fire.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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