There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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