So drunk, too bad you don't want this
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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