FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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