Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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