your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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