Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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