just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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