i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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