So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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