Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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