My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I think my moral compass just broke
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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