You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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