hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
