My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I FOUND THE LEGS
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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