Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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