My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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