If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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