It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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