Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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