Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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