about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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