My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
