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(419): View more from Ohio

Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins

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(415): View more from California

I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"

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(309): View more from Illinois

ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.

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(+34): View more from Spain

what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30

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(801): View more from Utah

fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.

(1-614): View more from Ohio

I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I need water and some morals

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40

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