So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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